Top gag - Tom Harris MP

CONGRATULATIONS to Tim Vine for producing the gag that’s been voted the Fringe’s best this year:

I’ve just been on a once in a lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what. Never again.

Vine is also the author (I think) of one of my own all-time favourite jokes:

I went up to my office and found a big lump of plasticene on my desk. I don’t know what to make of it.


Rimshot by JustJoking.com

Genius.

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Name: Tom Harris

Constituency: Glasgow South

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