Today’s Top Ten Tweets
@sshrpe “Oh no”, thought the potato as he felt the flames lick up around him, “foiled again!”
@smithsky1979 AV: a system of voting designed to confuse the punters as to whether they voted, and are therefore responsible, for the bounder in office?
@OlszewskiLAB You must listen to this. The greatest ever school orchestra performance. Bless ‘em. http://bit.ly/MIpvJ
@normanmonkey I swear the weekend just cast me a furtive glance , brushed playfully past and is waiting for me with a Malbec in Village East. It is LOVE!
@majsaleh I hope my possession of Brighton’s coolest homemade urban bicycle doesn’t make me look like some kind of biking hipster.
@portnik A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can’t spell.
@WalaaIdris We are acting #LikeSpoiledKids, we ask to be consulted but when #TheGovernment does we say #WeElectedYouWhyAskUsWhatToDo
@CharlotteGore Maybe people are voting for me on the #HoT200 because they think I pushed @jackofkent under a bus. That’s a terrible rumour!
@tom_watson Significant local government by-election result in Wolverhampton as Lib Dem support evaporates: http://bit.ly/cWskGR
@SNPTacticVoting Why the difficult road ahead for Scotland could prove to be an electric brae – http://tinyurl.com/34kpsk6